Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Conversation topics pairings

Proper etiquette concerning mothers in law. Walks in the mountains. Having a crush at work. Critical parents. Two bottles of Greek wine. (Or was it a Greek grape?)
Pet problems, old and new. A friend had once been forced to give up her bunny, but when they drove to the farm and she had to push it through a tube, without being able to see where it would end up, they ended up driving home. With the bunny. Her parents had recently been forced to take care of her sister's chihuahua. Her dad refused to walk it with a diamond collar. Also, the qualities of Beyonce, and baby plans. 3 bottles of prosecco. 2 Scroppinos. 6 bottles of white wine.
Girls who wear 'statement shirts,' and behave contrary, getting old, and our sixteen year old selves. Tiny regrets and volumizing shampoo. 1 bloody mary. 2 beers.